The Least-Wanted Items at My Parents’ Estate Sale (newyorker.com)
¶My parents lived in the same brutalist-Art Nouveau home for fifty-one years. (They never could agree on an aesthetic.) During that time, they accumulated the contents of a much larger house and crammed them into their much smaller one….The estate sale lasted three days. The following items did not move, so I am listing them here, on Facebook Marketplace.
¶This is funny because it could be true. Indeed, I’d be a buyer of the “seventeen years’ worth of National Geographics”, though I’d have to put them into chronological order. And the “Weber Grill assembly manual” with “marginalia [that] is extensive and occasionally personal” sounds like a museum-worthy piece from a recently-forgotten time.